Posts tagged 'only in pakistan'
"Why did Milton lose his sight?
Spectacles weren’t invented as yet….”
Submitted by grumpystranger
Tipu Sultan defeated the English after eating this biryani.
(Really need this Biryani, NOW)
Mother, I will sit in this Rickshaw and none other.
May your face turn black with envy!
The only chicken in town that lifts. The Chicken Lord.
Submitted by Fatima Khawaja.
The advertisement on the newspaper is saying ‘Congratulations. We congratulate Chaudry Tanveer Ashraf Khawaspur from the bottom of our heart for buying Land Cruiser model 2013. A message from Khuaja Shabir Ahmed and Shafaqat Ali Mirza’
"Finishing touches: Policewomen busy applying makeup as they sit on the stairs of Supreme Court during Imran Khan’s hearing on Friday"
The caption of the photo says it all. You know, it’s Imran Khan.
In Pakistan, if you’re too handsome, girls will have crushes on you and therefore they will kidnap you.
Newspaper headline : ‘Modern girls’ kidnapped gorgeous university student
KARACHI : All hell broke loose when the tax imposed on beauty parlours came up for discussion. A war of words started between PPP MPA Sharmila Faruqui and PML-F’s Nusrat Sehar Abbasi when the former lashed out at those critical of the tax. “Only those who frequent the beauty parlours will be affected while 60 per cent of the population living in the rural areas will not be burdened by this.”
This irked Abbasi, who has been very vocal against the proposed tax. “You should tell the house from where you have just come,” she said while referring to Faruqui’s appearance.
This created a pandemonium in the house as many members from the treasury and the opposition stood up to argue the matter.
Published in The Express Tribune, June 25th, 2013.