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Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Beating the heat by napping on a bloc of ice.

Beating the heat by napping on a bloc of ice.

Mommy’s Trouble: The most awkward moment in my life.


Mommy’s Trouble: The most awkward moment in my life.

"It happened when I visited my beloved aunt last weekend upon the pressing request of my kids as they want to hang around with the most mischievous children of the world (their cousins). After thinking about a thousand times, I agree to give way to their request only to hear a deafening Hurrah shout but with the promise to behave like the well mannered kids. Upon reaching there, I and my aunt was overwhelmed by the emotions as we haven’t met for last few months. As we lie down comfortably on the couch after greetings, the kids ran to play outside. We get very much involved in the chit chat that almost forgotten the kids as I will sure enough they will keep the promise.  

What! If the promise is not kept After an hour of no hear and seen from the kids, my sixth sense start pulsating. Upon my request, we began searching for the kids every nook and corner of the house under the beds, behind the curtains, in the store room but all the efforts end in vain. Our anxiety start reaching the pinnacle after this nothing found search. We also open the front door to look as if the kids were outside. Now the fear factor starts pouring in and the halo of unending frightening thoughts begins surrounding us. I am about to burst into tears then I clicked to peep into the Kitchen also. Upon stepping into the kitchen ,we instantly got struck by a great show. O My God!!!!!! What the mess is this? The kids were busy dusting Flour at each other. They have become unidentifiable…all in all in Flour from Head to Toe. Hairs turned Grey, Dark blue shoes turned White…….The kids were also remained awestruck as they were caught red handed.  But before I start  saying anything, they turned towards us somewhat ashamed saying S O R R Y.  I instantly got hold of them, bade farewell to my aunt, rush towards the home with my FLOUR DUSTED  CUTE kids.

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Next time I restrict myself taking them to my aunt but deep down I enjoyed the instant caught scene so do they.”

Submitted by Myda Tahir

Unpaid bills: Gas supply to PM House, Parliament disconnected

LAHORE: Only a few days after Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif ordered serious action against electricity and gas bill defaulters, the gas supply to his own official residence was cut off over unpaid bills worth Rs4.7 million.

Roznama Express correspondent Zia Tanoli reported on Monday that Sui Northern Gas Pipelines Limited (SNGPL) has disconnected gas supply to the Prime Minister House Islamabad, Parliament lodges, Convention Centre and Federal Shariat Court among other government offices.

According to the SNGPL spokesperson, Parliament House has dues worth Rs1.3 million, Parliament Lodges Rs770,000, Federal Shariat Court Rs224,000 and Governor House Rs8.8 million.

All the defaulters had been sent notices several times but no response was received, the spokesperson said.

Interestingly, PM Nawaz had chaired a high-level meeting on April 23 regarding the overall electricity and gas distribution system where he had ordered strict action to be taken against electricity pilferers and bill defaulters.

He had directed the authorities to not even spare government installations and offices.

Express Tribune

The sac is more comfortable and the view from here is simply awesome.
Photo credit: Ali Imran Dad

The sac is more comfortable and the view from here is simply awesome.

Photo credit: Ali Imran Dad

That moment when balloons take over your life.

That moment when balloons take over your life.

Pakistan’s football chiefs invited Diego Maradona to visit the country after the Argentina legend disparagingly compared his own association to the South Asian nation’s.
Naveed Haider, a senior official of the Pakistan Football Federation, welcomed the fact Maradona was talking about his country and urged him to visit to lift the game’s profile.
“I would love Maradona to come to Pakistan and help Pakistan,” Haider told AFP, noting that the Argentine was already a sports ambassador for Dubai. “He plays a very effective role and we welcome him to come and develop football here.”
Dawn

Pakistan’s football chiefs invited Diego Maradona to visit the country after the Argentina legend disparagingly compared his own association to the South Asian nation’s.

Naveed Haider, a senior official of the Pakistan Football Federation, welcomed the fact Maradona was talking about his country and urged him to visit to lift the game’s profile.

“I would love Maradona to come to Pakistan and help Pakistan,” Haider told AFP, noting that the Argentine was already a sports ambassador for Dubai. “He plays a very effective role and we welcome him to come and develop football here.”

Dawn

In Pakistan, expect the unexpected. 

In Pakistan, expect the unexpected. 

"Why did Milton lose his sight?Because!Spectacles weren’t invented as yet….”
Submitted by grumpystranger

"Why did Milton lose his sight?
Because!
Spectacles weren’t invented as yet….”

Submitted by grumpystranger

Tipu Sultan defeated the English after eating this biryani.(Really need this Biryani, NOW)

Tipu Sultan defeated the English after eating this biryani.

(Really need this Biryani, NOW)